"I hope and pray that I will get a good-looking professor when I go back to school because I am tired of seeing all these crusty, old guys with bad breath. I miss you Mr. Martinez from elementary school. I will never forget I used to watch him walk and stared at his beautiful behind. He was so sweet and charming, everyone was in love with him. He was one of my major crushes of all time. When he shook my hand and said hello, for some reason I was acting so girly and said “Hi” but you know as a girl say to the boy they have a crush on. I was so embarrassed!"